Oh so creamy and sweet.

So it was a gloomy cold Saturday night,(delay on blog I know) and all the VM-1 in Mizzou land were in the lab studying their Histology ... boooooooooo wa ha ha ha *lightning flashes thunder crashes*. Scary isn't it. What's almost as scary is that we, (me and the AC) ditched studying for a while and ate dinner then went and ate Andy's. Oh yes we ate Andy's and it was good. So creamy and sweet we had to share it. Putting it into two seperate cups proved too difficult so we each got our own spoon to lap it down with. MMMM that white tasty goodness. I bet you want to eat Andy's too, I highly recommend it.

Just add spoon and eat. Yum.

So thirsty ... must have water ...

I'm still stuck in this barren wasteland that is renal physiology. I'm drying up, drowning in the sand dune of notes piled on my desk. Some one help me ... GET ME OUT OF HERE! How many hours has it been? I don't know anymore. The hallucinations have set in, pink elephants dancing in tutus. Whips of blackness moving in the corners of my eyes ... sleep ... yes sleep ... sleep and it will stop. ZZZZZZZZZ What?!?! What?!? did I go out for a moment, thank you Beetles for bringing me back to my objective. Whoosh that was a close one.

Watch as they all dance and sing, "We all live in a yellow submarine". La la la.

Where's the love?

Hello?,.....Hello...... Anyone........, Anyone?

1 Comment in the last four posts? Am I losing my touch? I just have to say I'm not feeling the love kids. No love for grape juice. What is the world coming to when people don't like grape juice? Oh what a cruel cruel world.

Actually I'm procrastinating like hell right now. Phis test tomarrow and .... blah. Though once it's over I'm looking forward to good food and hanging with the girls. And then there will be weekend hanging with boy. Should be fun and filled with adult beverages. Now ... where's the love for physiology? Yeah it's not getting any love either ... I mean who wants to take a test over 100 pages of notes on what the kidneys do? umm ... Not me. Well whoever does start driving to CoMo the test starts at 7:30am, be my guest, enjoy.

Since you can't read the captions:

Jim (Left): Hey Jerry, I think I've lost that lovin feelin.

Jerry (Right): Hey, watch were you put that cortex man. I'm not that kind of organ.

Just keep your arteries and veins to yourself Jim; I'm warning you.

Umm Uhh Yeah

So I have decided to pursue a masters in statistics while completing my professional degree. This is my decided topic for my disertation, no private funding necessary. Preliminary results are as follows.

*Names have been change to uh umm umm uh protect the uhh vocally umm deficient.

The prevalence of Non-words in accordance with time and frequency in Dr. Mummbles Lectures with further correlates between subject matter changes and also laboratory vs lecture behavior variances of vocal deficiencies.

For a total of 40 tabulated minutes of class we have:

a total of 287 "umm"s or "uhh"s (henceforth referred to as "non-words") verbalized.*
an average of ~72 "non-words" for every 10 minutes of class
an average of ~36 for every 5 minutes of class
an average of ~7 for every minute of class
leaving us with a slightly increased prevalence of one every 10 seconds.


*(This study does not include the prevalence of the misuse of the word 'and' [including those uttered between umms and uhhs] or any stuttering of actual words.)

This is only preliminary research. Further study correlations to follow between the prevalence of non-words in lecture vs. lab and changes between lecture subjects.

Thank you and have a good ... umm ... uhh ... day.